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lilacsigil ([personal profile] lilacsigil) wrote2012-08-25 09:57 pm

Star Wars, by a child who has never seen Star Wars

Went to see the Adorable Nephews on Thursday and they lived up to their billing. Nephew #1, age 8, has recently started playing the cello and provided a rendition of "Go Tell Aunt Rosie", sending everyone into nostalgia fits remembering when we all learned the same piece on our assorted instruments. Nephew #2, age "nearly 5" has been given my old Star Wars figures from the 70s and 80s, and has constructed elaborate stories for them. We played Star Wars for ages - my parents had kept the figures, the birth certificates I made for them all (yes, really) and even the half-finished sticker books. Playing Star Wars mostly involved me sending baddies to fight R2-D2 and his army of Ewoks. As we went through all the old figures, many held together with glue and metal thanks to the restoration work of my dad, he told me the best Star Wars theory ever.

Me: Oh, look, it's Anakin Skywalker*.

Nephew: Yes, he's Luke's dad. And Darth Vader says he's Luke's dad, but he's lying. He murdered and killed Anakin Skywalker.

Obviously, because Darth Vader is a baddie! One day he'll see the movies and be very surprised! His parents intend to show them in the original screening order, not the chronological order.

He's identified most of the figures as goodies or baddies, but asked me (very seriously) about the rest. Boba Fett is his absolute favourite and he was very interested to hear that Boba Fett wasn't really a goodie or a baddie, but he worked for Darth Vader. He asked if Boba Fett would work for Luke and was very pleased with the answer that he didn't in the movies, but he probably would. I think there's a tiny Luke & Boba friendshipper there!


*The old, bald version of Anakin, not the remastered version!
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[personal profile] lonelywalker 2012-08-25 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I think there's a tiny Luke & Boba friendshipper there!

Awww!

Hasn't Sebastian Shaw!Anakin been completely replaced by Hayden Christensen!Anakin in the newer versions of ROTJ? That'll be confusing...
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[personal profile] lonelywalker 2012-08-25 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Sigh. I still haven't seen Revenge of the Sith or whatever the third new one was called. Maybe you can just convince your nephew that ONLY three movies were ever made, and that was IT.

(Even if Darth Maul was pretty cool.)
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[personal profile] shehasathree 2012-08-26 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
wtf?!
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[personal profile] vass 2012-08-26 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
That is so adorable.
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[personal profile] labingi 2012-08-27 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
Best Star Wars story I've heard in a long time. Thank you!
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[personal profile] amadi 2012-08-28 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
So adorable! Yay friendshipping!