Ow!

I fell down a flight of stairs at work today, coming back from lunch. I was going up the stairs, so my knees took the brunt of the original fall. As I started sliding backwards down the stairs on my shins and knees, I managed what was possibly the most physically co-ordinated move of my life and flipped over so I slid the rest of the way on my well-padded bum. My bum is completely fine; my legs are going amazing purple colours and my knees are very, very sad.

*insert elegant segue*

Would anyone be interested in betaing a Star Trek: Enterprise fic for The Female Character Trope Fest? It's Hoshi/T'Pol and the prompt (much to my surprise) is "fuck or die". It's about 2300 words, rated Mature, no other warnings. I don't need super in-depth canon knowledge, but basic character familiarity would be great.