OMG what did I just write? I blame James Tiptree Jr.

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coffeeandink and other intelligent people are discussing the implications of a self-declared crackfic MPREG crossover fanfic being longlisted for the James Tiptree Awards. Of course, the link I followed was to this.

nihilistic_kid is running the following:

The James TipMe Flash Fan Fiction Good Taste Memorial Award is looking for your submissions. Post an original piece of fanfiction in the comments that

a) is 250 words or less

b) features a dude from a novel and one from a TV show

c) with one guy making the other pregnant (or trying to)

d) remains unfinished

Here's my entry, featuring Doctor Who (I pictured the fourth, but it's up to you), Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson. It contains all of a,b,c and d above, though no actual mention of genitalia, and thus should not be read by anyone sane. This fic also explains why I don't read fics where the Doctor sleeps with his human companions.


"If you keep Companions, as you call them, from all eras of humanity," Holmes asked, raising an eyebrow, "Why would you select my own Doctor Watson?"

"Good question," Watson agreed, somewhat breathless.

"Why not impregnate one of my Companions?" The Doctor grinned, in his impish, charming way. "Well, mostly because I like them. Also, when the larvae hatch, they're going to need a good solid food source like this chap here."

The Doctor smacked Watson's quivering rump in an approving manner. Holmes nodded, curiosity satisfied. Watson was starting to wonder if...