Baby's First Meme

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The Rules:
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Charles Xavier
2. Neville Longbottom
3. Irina Derevko
4. Scott Summers
5. Henry McCoy
6. Remus Lupin
7. Foggy Nelson
8. Sun (from Lost)
9. Hermione Granger
10. Magnus
11. Tara (from Buffy)
12. Walt (from Lost)
(honestly, I should have looked at the title: "Pairing Meme". Then I wouldn't have put so many kids in. Darn kids. Just assume they're adults for these purposes.)


Have you ever read a Remus Lupin/Tara (from Buffy)(6/11) fic? Do you want to?
No, but it could be rather interesting. I think they'd get along very well if they could overcome their reserved natures and say hello in the first place.

Do you think Scott Summers (4) is hot? How hot?
So hot. But much hotter once you get to know him.

What would happen if Walt (from Lost)(12) got Sun (from Lost) (8) pregnant?
Wait a season or so and the survivors are going to start seriously thinking about population issues. Especially as there's no contraceptives on the island and there's some heterosexual couples forming.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Hermione Granger (9)?
Oooh, yes! It's by thistlerose because I love stories where people do their jobs. http://www.livejournal.com/community/femgenficathon/13127.html

Would Neville Longbottom(2) and Remus Lupin(6) make a good couple?
Nope. Even if Remus would go near an ex-student, they would quickly stultify into routine and be as interesting as porridge. Then one of them would have an affair and it would all be tears before bedtime.

Henry McCoy/Hermione Granger(5/9) or Henry McCoy/Magnus (5/10)? Why?
Both are tempting. Henry and Hermione would work as colleagues having a fling (with utmost respect for each other), and Henry and Magnus would have a hate/hate relationship, with power games and constant tussling for the upper hand. But really, really good sex.

What would happen if Foggy Nelson(7) walked in on Neville Longbottom (2) and Walt (from Lost) (12) having sex?
He'd be embarrassed, but check with each of them later that they were having, um, er, safe sex. Ahem.

Make up a summary for a Irina Derevko/Magnus (3/10) fic.
Although a lowly homo sapiens, Irina uses a Rimbaldi device to imitate mutant powers and infiltrate Magneto's current band of mutant freedom fights. There is mutual attraction between them, though she is secretly scornful of Magnus for accepting her tragic cover story so completely. Eventually, Magnus, at the urging of his annoying and jealous minions, discovers the truth about her mission, but she charms him out of killing her.

Is there any such thing as Charles Xavier/Sun (from Lost) (1/8) fluff?
No, but someone is going to have to counsel them afterwards.

Suggest a title for a Foggy Nelson/Walt (from Lost) (7/12) hurt/comfort fic.
"Sand in my Shorts".

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Scott Summers(4) to deflower Charles Xavier (1)?
Oh no, oh god no. Time travel. And keeping my eyes shut as I typed.

Does anyone on your friends list read Foggy Nelson(7) slash?
miss_porcupine perhaps?

Does anyone on your friends list read Irina Derevko(3) het?
andrastewhite but I think most Alias fans do, because she's a terrific, complex character, with a great canon relationship. BTW, I've only just finished Season Two, on DVD, so I don't know what's going on in the next two seasons.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Tara (from Buffy)(11)?
Probably, I'm scared of Buffy fic. Or, to be more precise, a lot of the ficcers.

Would anyone on your friends list write Neville Longbottom/Scott Summers/Henry McCoy (2/4/5)?
Noooo, I don't think so.

What might Magnus(10) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Magda!" "Charles!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Sun (from Lost) (8), which song would you choose?
Scarborough Fair any version. The herbs, the true love, the journey, the woeful songfic...

If you wrote a Charles Xavier/Remus Lupin/Walt (from Lost) (1/6/12) fic, what would the warnings be?
Psychic overload, guilt.

What might be a good pick-up line for Neville Longbottom (2) to use on Magnus(10)?
"Um, I have special powers, too..."

When was the last time you read a fic about Henry McCoy (5)?
Not about him, as such, but in minisinoo's GRAIL.

What is Remus Lupin(6) super-sekrit kink?
Biting. We all know it.

Would Tara (from Buffy)(11) shag Hermione Granger (9)? Drunk or sober?
Any time. Tara loves a smart, bossy girl. Sober, yes, or after getting sloshed together.

If Irina Derevko(3) and Foggy Nelson (7) get together, who tops?
Irina. Irina, Irina, Irina. And that's not even taking Foggy's mother issues into account.

"Charles Xavier(1) and Hermione Granger (9) are in a happy relationship until Hermione Granger (9) suddenly runs off with Scott Summers (4). Charles Xavier(1) broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tara (from Buffy)(11) and a brief unhappy affair with Walt (from Lost)(12), then follows the wise advice of Henry McCoy(5) and finds true love with Irina Derevko (3)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Beast Knows Best".
Seriously, Scott and Hermione would drive each other insane, but Charles and Irina would get along quite well, once they got past the games. penknife should write the Charles angst.

How would you feel if Foggy Nelson/Sun (from Lost) (7/8) was canon?
I think they'd work quite well together. Sun would like New York and coddle Foggy's excessively complicated relationship with Matt, Foggy could do with a clever, stable, attractive girlfriend that Matt hadn't dated first.